Tim Peeler, lives on top of a mountain near Casar, N.C., he spends his time drinking from a jug and playing the banjo probably. In the wee hours of one morning he heard noise outside of his home and grabbed his trusty pointed stick to investigate.
What he found was a creature looked like a giant ape with a man's face, the thing was 10 feet tall with beautiful hair, yellowish hair, and a yellow beard with firm well defined buns of steel. It had got itself wrapped up in his dog's chains because that is how the cont keeps his animals. "I rough-talked him and said, 'You get away from here.'" said Peeler. He also gave him a poke with the stick.
Faced with a redneck a pointed stick and an erection the creature tossed its fine, light and bouncy hair and walked off.
Later on the creature returned as oviously he had thought of a witty put down that didn't come to him before, don't you hate it when that happens?
Peeler yelled at his unwanted visitor again, and it finally took off. He also noticed the beast had six fingers which can't be good. He called 911 at 3 a.m. and filed a suspicious person report.
"This thing was messin' with my dogs and tryin' to get to my back porch. If he comes too close to me, I'm gonna kill him. "Would I get in any trouble if I shot and killed this beast, this animal or whatever it is?"
A good question, at least then he'd have proof and wouldn't just seem like some other American nutcase with just their word to back it up. He plans to have a camera ready for next time but of course it won't appear again.
An artists impression of the creature.Old Knudsen's tips when faced with a Bigfoot: Shot first then ask what it is later, only involve the police when you are sure you haven't shot a person.
If you are without a gun lube yerself up as even Bigfeet need love too and a stick combined with a harsh mocking doesn't always work, trust Old Knudsen on this his 4 th wife was a Bigfoot.
Dog the Bigfoot, except even in his heels he doesn't get over 5 foot 6.
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