Who Is Old Knudsen?

A question that has echoed throughout history only to be answered with riddles lies and yer Ma! Who is Old Knudsen? Some say he is a fallen Angel as old as dirt and knew Adam when he was a wee boy while others say he is a 15 year - old boy from Hemet Callyfornia with a porn addiction and sweaty palms.

A contradiction of a man that no one has been able to pin doon. The truth about Old Knudsen can only be found when you drop all of yer opinions.


A witty fucker, a base and vile brabbler; a chronically dissatisfied person who rebels against the established system, a gob in the eye of convention. He hung on a wind-rocked tree nine whole nights.
A man of action is his own Sun. Correct punctuation and sentence structure is for the weak.

His mother was an Ulster bare-knuckle fighter and his father a Scottish Viking. He was born in a coracle in the middle of the Irish Sea, delivered by the sea God Manannan.

He is the only Timelord with his own teeth. A Chestnut Tree and proud of it.

Winner of the Darwin award 1932, runner-up 1954. Time magazine Person of the Year 2006.

A double dipper, a hater, a spoiler.

A Blogger without a hat is to be harshly mocked. He is the playboy of the western world.

A sexual compulsive and a dangerous intellect. Banned in Halifax. His heart is black and his body is blue.

He discovered Blogjinx©. Has been fisting Lemurs Since 500 A.D.

He can start an argument in an empty room. The mainstream fears and loathes him and he cares not.
If you aren't with him then yer a mong.

He will only throw the first punch in a fight if the poison hasn't worked or he is without a gun.

He can shape shift into a coyote and gave the gift of fire and passion to humanity and is pissed off with how they used it.

He was a Hell being in a former life and right now he is an Asura and loving it . No time for yer greed, hatred and stupidity he has enough of his own so intercourse with the hand. He talks in the first, second, third and fourth person because he is sooo complex and possibly a little insane.

All the above is true depending on which day you get him.

Why this blog?

Old Knudsen has had the hit blog "Old Bitter Balls" for many years and while that world wide hit of a blog hasn't changed and grown Old Knudsen has. Audience and fame is not an issue for him as its all about the blogging and the expectations of the masses only gets in the way of the creativity and the message. If you don't get the message then feck off losser.